Chief Testing Officer

Location: Remote (but must be in a home with at least one Very Good Dog)
Reports to: CEO (Chief Excited Over-dogs)

Dog Planet is seeking a highly motivated and snack-driven Chief Treat Testing Officer to lead our rigorous, highly scientific (and slightly drooly) treat evaluation program. This top-dog role is responsible for sniffing out the best flavors, testing new treat recipes, and ensuring only the most tail-waggingly delicious snacks make it to our customers.

• Conduct thorough taste tests with a panel of expert canine consultants.
• Provide honest, unfiltered feedback (tail wags, zoomies, or dramatic side-eyes).
• Oversee treat durability tests (a.k.a. “How many chomps until it’s gone?”).
• Evaluate treat crunch-to-chew ratio with precision.
• Report findings via excited barking, begging for more, or suspicious sniffing
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• Must love dogs. Like, really love dogs.
• At least 3+ years experience in dog-petting and snack-dispensing
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• Ability to interpret canine feedback (e.g., “Is that a happy boof or a ‘this is mid’ boof?”).
• Comfortable with working in a fast-paced, fur-covered environment.
• Unlimited treats (for research purposes, of course).
• A workplace full of good boys and girls
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• The ability to say you literally get paid to give dogs snacks.

Apply today and help shape the future of dog snacking at Dog Planet!